The Mechanical Contrivium: Your Judgemental Aunt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your Judgemental Aunt !

  1. Peanuts and Your Judgemental Aunt are beans!
  2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Your Judgemental Aunt !
  3. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Your Judgemental Aunt !
  4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Your Judgemental Aunt !
  5. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Your Judgemental Aunt , and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  6. More people are killed by Your Judgemental Aunt each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  7. Your Judgemental Aunt can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Your Judgemental Aunt !
  9. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Your Judgemental Aunt .
  10. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Your Judgemental Aunt !

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.